Total Medals Earned: 445 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,460 Points
Medals Earned: 7/10 (250/500 points)
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/235 points)
Get through the first pipe.
Get through 35 pipes.
Get through 5 pipes.
Get through 10 pipes.
Get through 50 pipes.
Get through 25 pipes.
Die 10 times.
Get through 69 pipes.
Die 100 times.
Get through 75 pipes.
Get through 90 pipes.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Get pwned by the game!
Find the first secret area!
Finish the game!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/285 points)
Kill a spider mini-boss
Get 10k points
Kill 100 sheep
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 10k points without building anything
Get 5000 points without letting any sheep die
Get 20k points
Get 30k points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (85/500 points)
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/145 points)
hidehidehide
one piece of code
two pieces of code
four pieces of code
three pieces of code
five pieces of code
Hide in 5 different places (objects / furniture)
Win the game