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[Blood Car 2000!]

Crappy controls

Controls were pure shit and took away from everything. Upgrade the people graphics so I know that they are people before I accidentally hit one and find out that they are people. Graphics for everything else is good.

I liked the destructible environment and enjoyed hitting the porta potty for a shitsplosion.

Fix the controls and add a lot more redrawn people and you get a fun game, but make the goal 80% of the people or something like that as it isn't fun driving around trying to find that last guy standing between some trees that you keep hitting.

[Orb Blaster]

Lagy

It has some potential but for some reason it is laggy as hell and there is nothing on the screen but the gun. you need to eliminate a bunch of off screen and hidden movie clips. For something like this you need to dynamically create the movie clips as you need them and remove them when destroyed. Once it's playable I may go through the whole game.

[Monkey Kart]

How about a countdown?

I see 100% loaded and then the CPU taking off as I sit looking for the keys. How about a 3,2,1, go or something that lets me know the race is about to begin? I also seem to be getting the same banana specials over and over despite all that are available but maybe thats just because I picked easy but if thats true then the CPU shouldn't have them either.

[Portal: The Flash Version]

Fucking awesome!

Makes me want to play the non flash portal game! I just spent an hour or so and cleared the whole game. 40 levels, yay cake! Same bugs as Bassoid has below, what a pain in the ass to drop a box where you want it when carrying it. Also on level 36 and another level (I forget which one but probably not relevent), I walked out the exit and walked back into the same room without completing it. Fortunately I was simple to get back to the exit again and I didn't need to redo the entire level but annoying none the less.

I'd love to see more levels and maybe guns that you could blow up! :D

[XENO TACTIC]

Great Game

I was saving my review for when I beat it but I don't think that will happen. I can't get past lvl 86. At that point in the game the monsters have so much health it takes forever to kill them but when you finally do you get a measly $10 for it. Either the money valuse for a kill need to go up so you can buy more max upgrades or maybe there needs to be a bouns for every red structure. 5% for each maybe? Have 5 max lvl vulcan cannons so they do 500 damage each instead for just 400? Maybe you could have even 1 more upgrade level. In the begining doing 10 damage when they have 100 health is fine. Doing 320 damage when they have 5000 health is fine. Doing 320 damage when they have 60,000 health is just sad.
Also I would prefer that the cannons target what ever has the lowest health in its range. I find guns focus on the highest, strongest targets, while enemies with a sliver of health walk past everything.
Other then that, excellent programing.
I also wonder how far you can make it in your own game?

[Toast of War]

I got stuck in the butter

I was headbutting the giant stick of butter and almost had him finished off. He does his body slam and I'm stuck inside of him but I head buth him still doing damage. He starts flashing and I'm stuck inside of him and that is it. Nothing changes.

sinaiman responds:

Oh ok, I actually know exactly why that is occuring, it'll be a quick fix, but I'm not sure how long it will take to update since we have to go through a longer process to update since we have 5000+ views. Sorry for the inconvenience though, thank's for bringing this up to us though!

- Reza

[More Bloons]

Very good

I finally beat all 50 levels. Some of the levels were way too hard. Too many levels reqiured 2 or 3 perfect shots to move on. I don't mind a challange but if I just cleared an insanly hard level, reward me with a simpler level where I can just pop some balloons. Then bring on the next challange. Looking forward to the next installment with a few more new special balloons.

[Toast: Game]

Insane gravity

I don't find the over all speed too fast but the gravity is insane. Just reduce the jump and fall speeds and maybe increase the knife speed some as it seems out of proportion. jumpjumpjumpjump stttttaaaaabbbb.

Hacker12 responds:

Thanks for the input ^^.

[Mouse 1.0]

Professor! Lava! Hot!

I'm a professor! Why won't anyone listen to me! Observe the effect of the lava on this ice swan. Of course it would have melted at room tempature. I just wanted to get rid of it.

[LR Interactive 1.1]

Super Jump

I got the white invincible bug too but I haven't see anyone else discover the Super Jump! While standing still, press UP and Space and the Exact same time. You should rocket off the screen and you will come back down in about 10 seconds or so. As easy as the first level is, it's ever easier when you jump over the entire level.